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Apr 12, 2007
There's nuttin' like a boy what follows in his fotters foot steps. Makes a deal for the 3D Van Gogh then rats his ol' man out. If dat aint da cheeziest.
One of dese days Im gunna haveta have a loooong talk wit dat boy. Uh reeeal long talk.
Da Blog Mob Says dat.., DaBoss, Daveman Don Guido, is a good mouthpiece fer us, especially at 06:34 am see.
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Apr 9, 2007
See, me and the ol' man, Guido Sr., we got a rule about loanin' money, see. If you are a dirty rat, see, and you need some money see, you ain't gettin' it, see. Unless youse wants to sleep wit' da fishes if youse don't pay. So no matter how much you need, even if it's only $1,512.75, youse would be better off holding a cat's teeth for ransom, see.
Da Blog Mob Says dat.., logansackett, is a good mouthpiece fer us, especially at 03:44 am see.
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Mar 6, 2006
If anyone sees da ol' man, youse better let me know, see.
Da Blog Mob Says dat.., logansackett, is a good mouthpiece fer us, especially at 03:54 am see.
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Feb 28, 2006
I don't know who the doity rat is what run off with Guido Sr, AKA the Daveman, but youse better bring him back unharmed, see. Or there's gonna be trouble, see. It's Daveman we want to see, see. We want him back or there will be headless hobby horses around, see.
Da Blog Mob Says dat.., logansackett, is a good mouthpiece fer us, especially at 04:50 am see.
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Feb 11, 2006
Some people whine too much. They think it's so hard to update their blog when really all dey gots ta do is just add somethin' once in a while. Like, "today in Colorado Springs it barely snowed, while Denver got 6 inches" or "I was so horrified. I woke up this morning and when I rolled over, the head of my favorite hobby horse had been removed from its broomstick and was layin' in the bed wit' me." (capisce?)
You just need to tell the people you are still alive or somethin'. Update them blogs!
Da Blog Mob Says dat.., logansackett, is a good mouthpiece fer us, especially at 10:58 am see.
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Feb 3, 2006
**PFFFFT! PFFFT!** Is dis ting here on? Like what is dis here? Hello! Hello! Dis here is a test. If yu doan like et - Yous gunna wake up wit a severed hobby-horsey head in yous bed. And Hobby Horseys aint cheap, kapeesh? About seven bucks an fifty cents.
Dis here test is over
Da Blog Mob Says dat.., DaBoss, Daveman Don Guido, is a good mouthpiece fer us, especially at 05:46 am see.
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Jan 27, 2006
See, dem blog cops got dem a blog, see, but it ain't no good. Dere main copper is my dad, head of da blog mafia, Guido Sr. Youse guys all know him as Daveman.
He goes around to people's blogs and raids their refrigerators and blames it on innocent bystanders what ain't done nuttin' den gets 'em ta confess by coerc...cers...coersin...arm twistin'.
Da Blog Mob Says dat.., logansackett, is a good mouthpiece fer us, especially at 03:53 am see.
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